lystheni:

we need to bring this back

lystheni:

we need to bring this back

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

blue-eyed-hanji:

huffley6:

silence4us:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

always reblog the red light story

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

  • Person: what's your biggest fear?
  • Me: season finales

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

gallana:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

mydemonknowshowtoswim:

spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

The moral of this post is that pizza will always be around no matter where you go or what year it is amen

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

thewicked-eternity